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November 04, 2008

BREAKING! Obama wins in stunning, overwhelming landslide! (genghis)

According to CNN ”Dixville Notch has spoken: It’s Obama in a landslide.”

”DIXVILLE NOTCH, New Hampshire (CNN) -- Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama emerged victorious in the first election returns of the 2008 presidential race, winning 15 of 21 votes cast in Dixville Notch, New Hampshire.”

Well, it was a good run, but now McCain is down 21 electoral votes and has no hope of regaining the lead in his bid for President of Dixville Notch, NH.

CNN has unconfirmed reports of unicorns descending from the clouds above. Stay tuned.


”The One Unicorn of the Apocolypse”

Now it begins...


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