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Charles Schumer Echoes Obama, Licks His Chops | Main | "I'm Really Grateful to Be Here in Ohio, or Florida, or Whatever Bitter Clingy Racist State I'm in at the Moment"
November 03, 2008

Iran 29 Years: In Case You Need Another Reason to Vote McCain UPDATE: Former Hostage Speaks(Kat-Mo)

Just a reminder that tomorrow is the 29th anniversary of the beginning of the Iranian Hostage crisis.

444 Days [corrected] our hostages were kept, tortured, beaten and threatened with death. Starring none other than the current Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmedinejad.

The Iranians, of course, have already been celebrating the long awaited (and never to come) down fall of the United States today. Many huge crowds, burning flags, chanting death to America with signs proclaiming our alleged soon to be demise.

You need another reason to vote for McCain?

Saddam's "love boat" is up for auction by the Iraqi government.

Why? Because we kicked his ass.

Still need a reason to vote for McCain?


Bin Laden's Aide convicted at GUANTANAMO
in the second WAR CRIMES trial of conspiracy, solicitation to commit murder, material support of terrorism and multiple other counts.

Why? Because we kicked his ass.

If you are interested in continuing to take terrorist names and kick their asses while thwarting Iranian plans now and into the future (but I repeat myself):

Vote John McCain

We still have work to do

UPDATE: Former Hostage speaks in comments:

The day that Carter was defeated, one of the "students" couldn't wait to come into our cell to tell us. Another Marine said, "You mean Reagan won?!?!" "Yes." he said with a big humus-eating grin. The other Marine and I looked at each other and said "Oooooooooooooooo" (the international sound for 'You are so %^(k#> dude!') The student asked what the problem was at which point the other Marine walked right up to his face and made an explosion noise while miming a mushroom cloud with his hands.

Regardless of what Madeline Not-to-bright says, America's enemies are not always so eager to test a new president.

Posted by special permission from Ace.


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