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October 30, 2008

Get your Geek on, Halloween edition. [krakatoa]

It's that time of year again, and I know what you all are saying.

How in the world do I improve on the great Gourd slaughter of aught 7?

Steady now, my droogs. I know how fond you all are of your various bladed instruments of Punkin' Destructin, but this is the 21st century.

And the 21st century calls for more civilized and efficient methods. Courtesy of LumenLab, the future is now.


punkinout
Do I scare you?

Content warning: The following picture may not be appropriate for small children, persons with a heart condition, or mild-mannered farm animals. (Actually, it bears the AoS SFW seal of approval, so go ahead and waste some more of your bosses time.)


punkinin
How about now?

Warning. Not for use on humans:

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