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October 28, 2008

Literalist Head over Heels

Can't wait for the literalist Hot for Teacher. Pretty much writes itself, huh?

But what rhymes with "boners"? Owners, sure, but the list gets thin after that, and "boners" is going to be every other word pretty much.

Via Allah, who links the first video of this type (the a-ha literalist video), as well as the "definitive conservative feminist tribute to Sarah Palin."


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posted by Ace at 06:46 PM

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