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October 18, 2008

An AoS Flashback: The Ace of Spades Women's Magazine, Written by Men

Ace mentioned this last night, something I had long since forgotten about. Fun stuff if you've not seen it before (or even if you have).

A Truly Helpful Periodical: The Ace of Spades Women's Magazine, Written by Men. If men wrote articles to help women really understand us. 600 comments long, with insightful titles such as:

The Words That Come Out Of His Mouth: The Secret Source Of What A Man Is Really Trying To Tell You!
"Because I wanted to get laid"
One man's reveals the secret of why him did stupid things before you married him.

"Conversation Killers: Never Start A Discussion With Your Husband By Saying Promise You Won't Get Mad."

Also, the chicks fired back with several gems of their own. "The Art Of Morning Nookie: A 'Gun' Jammed In Her Back Ain't Sexy" (LauraW)

Yeah. We're dopes. But we sure haves us some fun.

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