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October 10, 2008

Zombie voting rights making headway in Houston

Being the vanguard for "social justice" is never easy, but Houston has stepped up to the plate by allowing the dead to vote.

...Investigative reporter Amy Davis shows you how hundreds of voters could sway this year's election -- voters who are not even alive.

"All-in-all, a great person, a great woman, just a wonderful person" is how Alexis Guidry described her mother to Local 2 Investigates.

"As far back as I can remember, they've always voted in the election," Guidry said of her parents.

The March 2008 Primary was no exception. Voting records show Alexis' mom, Gloria Guidry, cast her ballot in person near her South Houston home.

"It was just very shocking, a little unsettling," said Alexis Guidry.

It's unsettling because Gloria Guidry died of cancer 10 months before the March Primary.

"She'd be very upset," Guidry said when asked what her mom would think...

...Texas Watchdog compared Harris County's voter registration roll with the Social Security death index and found more than 4,000 matches -- registered voters that, it appears, are already dead.

Some of them, like Henderson Hill's late wife Linda, voted postmortem...

The only real problem with Zombie voters is they usually need a ride to the polls, so those vans full of zombies get kinda funky smelling pretty quick.

In other news: Colin Powell beclowns himself by asserting that Tubes Stevens is of "Sterling" character. Ted Stevens, sterling character. Try and get your head wrapped around that one. I can't.


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