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October 03, 2008

Biden's 14 22 Lies, Gross Factual Errors, and Moronic Misinforation

Another one.

When Biden claimed that Pakistan could hit Israel with a missile, I turned to someone and said, "What?" But you know -- I wasn't sure. It sounded bunk to me -- that's the range of a full ICBM -- but who knows. Maybe Slow Joe had learned something from his thirty six years of experience that I didn't.

Dave from Garfield Ridge similarly turned to his gf and said, "What?"

Well, there's another one. Not even close.

Israel is over 2000 miles from Pakistan. Pakistan's longest range missile can make 1000 miles.

Not even close.

But remember, Sarah Palin is the chucklehead here.

I want to stress -- these are not lies. Lies are conscious falsehoods told to advance one's position. These are simply the moronic ramblings of a man who is too fucking stupid to even glean the most elementary information from his day-in, day-out 36 year long job.

Lies would be evidence of a lack of integrity, which is reason for worry, but hey, we're used to it.

These are simply the ramblings of a senile old fool who was a bit of an imbecile even when his mind wasn't deteriorating.



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