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Another "I Was Wrong" PostFrom, um, "Inspector Asshole." Anyone who's been reading these threads knows he's lived up to his name, at least as regards being a real burr in my sock. It is -- to be unavoidably insulting -- my opinion that the more one actually knows about this crisis, the more one accepts it is, in fact, a crisis. (And quite likely a fixable one.) In this case, Inspector Asshole read something about the mark-to-market rules and it changed his mind. What are those rules? Basically that whenever someone conducts an arms-length (legit) transaction in an asset, anyone holding similar securities must mark down the value of their securities to reflect the new market price. And thereby reduce the level of assets they show on their books. And since valuable properties (not as valuable as they once were sold for, God knows, but still valuable) are being deleveraged down to near zero value (sometimes by intentional manipulation -- some want these companies to go bankrupt in order to buy them out during bankruptcy proceedings), this not only reduces a company's paper assets, but it invokes rules about how much cash a bank or lending company must keep on hand in relation to its assets and obligations. As many of a bank's assets (these artificially diminished toxic assets) are now pretty close to zero, a bank can wind up bankrupt on paper when, in reality, it actually has a fairly decent balance sheet. Some propose temporarily suspending these mark-to-market rules... perhaps let them value these assets on paper according to their best price in a two-month window after the housing bubble broke. That would, hopefully, reflect a diminished but still somewhat realistic value, far less than the prices they once sold for, nicely corrected by the bubble burst, but nowhere near the close-to-zero value these assets supposedly have now. Before you take this to be a panacea-- the only thing we need to do --bear in mind Newt Gingrich was proposing this (among other measures) two weeks ago but has now decided that some sort of rescue is now required, and that simply reforming the mark-to-market rules is not, at this point, going to stabilize the markets and get credit flowing again. Helpful, probably. But not helpful enough. Because the reality is that these assets can't be sold at the moment, so even if they're marked up on paper to something resembling a realistic value, banks and institutions holding them are still currently sitting on billions in unsalable, illiquid assets. More on Mark-to-Market: From November 7, 2007. Predictable. If you think banks are writing off large amounts of assets now, wait until new accounting rules take effect this month. Mike Pence is still claiming that repealing or modifying mark-to-market would substantially fix the problem. Well, for one thing, that allows companies to hold on to these for longer and perhaps avoid bankruptcy, but it doesn't actually fix the problem of these assets having a current value of zero. Further, the Pence plan also involves loans and insuring the value of mortgages -- which seems to me to be an even bigger intervention in the market, and potentially putting the US on the hook for even more obligations it couldn't possibly cover if they all went tits up. Allowing holders of these securities to suddenly mark up their values does little at all to restore market confidence or get the markets in these assets functioning again. I just think the more loans you give these guys, the more you're increasing the odds they won't actually pay them back. Balance sheets don't look much better with huge loans on them.
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