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September 16, 2008

Kinda Gay But Kinda Funny

Participants plot their last relationship on a graph.

I had too many of those. And by "too many," I mean one or two. Plenty.

More graphs in this thread.

Just putting things in perspective -- it's always the same. Always.

So don't think you have any great poems or songs in you. You'd just be sayin' the same damn thing as everyone else.

Thanks to steve_in_hb.

Now This Is More Like It: In, out, no one gets hurt.

Heh: More realistic, though without so much poker.

posted by Ace at 09:34 PM

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