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September 10, 2008

Obama: Campaigning is Haaaard
And Also: Being a Terrorist Is Haaaard

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Spaketh Obama Christ, in the year of our Lord AB 47, complaining that the Mount was a bit too rocky, and the loaves of bread they had brought to him were decidedly subpar.

I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I havent been putting up with 19 months of airplanes and hotel food and missing my babies and my wife I didnt put up for that stuff just to come in second, he said. I dont believe in coming in second. The American people cant afford for us to come in second.

I am so inspired.

More praising of Our Lord, Who Art in Freefall, Shallow be His Refrain, at the link from Beldar, Dr. Sanity, and Hemingway.

Picture lifted from the NY Post's Lipstick on a Pig coverage.

More Importantly... In the year of our Lord AB 47, Our Savior, the One Who Complains An Awful Lot, openeth his soft lips to whine some more, and he spake unto us the Parable of the Prodigal Terrorist:

On Monday in Michigan, Obama became exercised when talking about the need to give even suspected terrorists legal rights.

We may think this is Mohammed the terrorist, he said at a campaign rally, but it might be Mohammed the cab driver. You might think its Barack the bomb thrower. But it might be Barack the guy running for president.

Continuing, he got more heated, his voice booming. Referring to the Constitution, he said: Dont mock the Constitution! Dont make fun of it! Dont suggest that its un-American to abide by what the founding fathers set up! Its worked pretty well for 200 years!!

He finished with a sigh: These people."

And the multitudes repeated, "These people," for they knew wherefrom He was coming.


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