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September 08, 2008

Rasmussen: McCain Leads Obama in Ohio By "A Shitload;" Trends Predict Possibility of "A Light-to-Moderate Skull-Fucking"

I think that's what it said, anyway. So, I skimmed. Sue me.

It's 51-44, actually, if you're a "Numbers Fag."

This month, McCain enjoys a solid 58% to 32% among unaffiliated voters in Ohio. That is a major improvement from the five-point deficit the Republican received from this demographic a month ago. Among men, McCain leads 59% to 36%, but the Republican trails among women 50% to 45%.

Okay, enough with the polls. We see which way this trainwreck is heading.

Thanks to Dave in Texas and Slublog.

More: I think also from Rasmussen (the comorons are tipping): Florida tied (shyah, right), Penn Obama by one.

Eagleton Scenario? Under/over: I say Palin drops out by next Monday.

Bank on it.


Now it's just starting to feel dirty.

Not even good-dirty.

Honestly, the posts I want to write now are along the lines of: "Obama wasn't a bad guy. He probably meant well. And I do understand the excitement about electing our first black president; I could get excited about that too, were the candidate in question simply so far to the left of me on so many issues..."

Honesty, that's what I want to write. I feel bad.

Heh: Like the subhed says, "Heh.".

Update: Pixy sez: Comments is back. Sorry about that.

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