Fat-Assed American Al Qaeda Adam Gadahn Dies Peacefully of Adult-Onset Diabetes and Adult-Onset Hellfire Missile, But Mostly Adult-Onset Hellfire Missile
Update & Bump: I Didn't See a Video; Did You?

Update: As far as I know, there was no Gadahn video released yesterday, even more strongly suggesting he's dead. He and his overweening ass are now stinking up the joint in Hell.

Interesting. The CIA equipped a missile with advanced sensors that zeroed in on his "Taco Bell fart signature," and scored a kill.

Maybe. It's unconfirmed, just suspected due to the curious silence of this husky-sized Koranic Chatty Kathy, best known for haunting the internet with dire warnings of destruction as well as the relentless recruitment of young new prospects with the Islamic aphorism "a/s/l? -- I'm harder than Osama's left kidney. LOL. (wink)"

We'll see if this Brave Islamic Warrior, who's responsible for the deaths of "literally thousands of White Castle Sliders," parks his fat ass in front of the camera to tape his annual September 11th propaganda video.

Months of attacks by unmanned US predator aircraft have caused carnage among the middle ranks of terrorist leaders in the lawless lands along the border with Afghanistan, where al-Qa'eda remains dangerous despite suffering a serious defeat in Iraq.

Their victims have included experienced Arab leaders and, it is now thought, Adam Gadahn, a former heavy-metal fan and so-called "killer computer nerd" originally from California. Nothing has been heard from him for months, leading intelligence experts to conclude that he may be dead.

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But he may have fallen victim to an expanded programme of predator assassinations which in the last year has targeted and killed many of al-Qa'eda's military commanders, terrorist trainers and facilitators.

I guess the expanded program Super Sized him to death.

Fat, dead and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Thanks to David.

Email from Hell:

Is it me, or did it just get fatter in here?

Posted by: abu musab al zarqawi, sitting in Hell

posted by Ace at 03:00 PM

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