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September 05, 2008

Pumas to Obam: "Hey, Precious! Fight Your Own Damn Battles"

"Psst-- Obama is a weakling. Pass it on."

I've been debating with myself and cobloggers about getting after Obama for his decidedly unmanly whiiiiiiiiining over. Every. God. Damn. Thing.

The PUMAs beat me to it.

Butch up, Nancy. This isn't tea and crumpets with the Ladies Auxilliary. You can't go cryyyyyying to Mama whenever you chip a nail.

News last night from The NY Times, via Riverdaughter, that Obama has run home to Big Sister to plead with her to fight his battle with Saracuda Palin for him. Oh, the poor Precious! Cant face a tough woman on his own, huh? Whats the matter Barack? Just tell Saracuda that shes likable enough. Call her a Sweetie and tell the media that she gets moody and bitchy periodically when shes feeling down. That oughtta work. Or send Sebelius woo-hoo! Im sure she can take on Palin and come out of the encounter victorious.

This is why I am absolutely blegging you guys for that Damon Wayans bit where he goes out of his mind dealing with his whiiiiiny son.

But seriously, Princess, if I hear one more time how hurtful it is that someone knocked your part-time job "community organizing" (following the "Rules for Radicals" of Saul Alinsky, and in fact working under an Alisnki protoge), I swear to God I am going to have to put you in a nice sun-dress and take you out dancin'.

Would that make you happy, Becky?

Becks? Bec-Bec?

Don't cry. It's all right.

And speaking of community organizing -- turns out that presidential candidate Iowahawk is a community organizer -- in fact he says he is "America's community organizer community" -- and he's hoppin' mad over Sarah Palin's cheap, sarcastic put-down.

Okay... I took the picture down. Felt a bit Nutroots-ish anyhow.

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