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September 02, 2008

Fred! Speech to Defend Palin

A "masterstroke," Teh Fred! enthuses. Sneak peeks of the speech at the link therein.

Here's what I want Palin to talk about. First of all, I want a 40 minute speech. I realize that's a bit long, but she's introducing herself to America, and she needs to do a lot in this speech.

I want:

5 minutes bio. We know about enough this. Obligatory but can be bullet-pointed.

5 minutes corruption-fighting/reform/integrity. Another thing we know a lot about.

10 minutes energy. Her acknowledged area of expertise -- and a great area to attack the living hell out of Obama on while she's underscoring her own competency and fluency with the issue.

10 minutes foreign policy -- mostly about the surge and media-ignored triumph in Anbar. And yes, again, lots of attacks on the inexperience and bad judgment of Obama. Pot calling the kettle black? Whatever -- We want our Number Two having a public argument on "experience" with their Number One. If she can bait Obama into this...

10 minutes on McCain and everything else. Including her announcing that she'll be, effectivey, McCain's czar on spending, budgeting, corruption, integrity, and energy (as Cheney served basically as Bush's foreign policy czar).


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