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September 01, 2008

General Mayakaahla Ka: "Every white person who doesn't get killed by Christ when he returns is going into slavery!"

OK, so maybe Obama and his Weathermen pals aren't all that extreme after all...

...Since 2000, when the prophecy of a key leader failed to materialize (he predicted Christ would return to Earth at the dawn of the new millennium to wreak bloody vengeance on white people), the rhetoric of extremist Hebrew Israelites sects has been steadily heating up, with increasing talk of an impending apocalypse and God-ordained race war...
Of course you gotta take all this with a grain of salt, or maybe a few tons, since its coming from the SPLC and they've been known to exaggerate supposed threats in the past. Still, a few thousand rounds more insurance is always a good thing to have when there's an "impending apocalypse" just around the corner. Those apocalypses can be crafty little bastards and sneak up on you.


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