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September 01, 2008

Just a Comparison

Sarah Palin:

"Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support," the Palins said.

Barack Obama:

"Look, I got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old," he said. "I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby. I don't want them punished with an STD at age 16, so it doesn't make sense to not give them information."

I don't think we have to fear similar surprise bundles of joy from the other side of the ticket. They've got that taken care of.

Thanks to DrewM.

posted by Ace at 01:49 PM

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