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September 01, 2008

Nutroot Nirvana...Sarah Palin's 17 Year Old Daughter Is Pregnant

Just on FNC. She's planning to marry the father.

I couldn't care less but you can bet some will.

The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said on Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.

Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin's five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

Bristol Palin made the decision on her own to keep the baby, McCain aides said.

"We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us," the Palins' statement said.

"Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support," the Palins said.

McCain knew about this before naming Palin, so it's not a surprise to them.

Forgetting the politics for a second, I feel really bad for this girl. Not that she's pregnant, it happens but that she will go through this in such a public way. I'm sure the nutroots will be thier usual restrained selves.

Faaaake... [ace] She's faking the pregnancy to cover for the fact that her mom actually just got pregnant again, and the birth is very dangerous and she should abort but because she's a fundie she won't, she's just going to fly planes every singe minute for the next nine months, but we're supposed to believe the "daughter" is "pregnant" and then, gee, Sarah Palin will gain weight at the same time, "coincidentally," and then, gee whiz, we'll see Sarah Palin holding this "granddaughter" in a very motherly way.

Right [ace]: George Orwell--

It's not fair, not rational, not even comprehensible, but right now Andi Sullivan is doing a victory dance around a photo of McCain and Palin floating in jar of his own urine, while wearing his best set of Blahnik pumps and a dressing gown printed with a pattern of beagles fellating each other.

-- George Orwell

"Now we move on to the daughter."

It's amazing to me that Karl Rove got them to bite on the fake Sarah Palin pregnancy to make the real pregnancy seem like "no big deal."

KRYMB.


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