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August 27, 2008
Keith Olbermann, World's Toughest Critic
Two words: Hy. Sterical.
Hmmmm... I have always said Hillary would divorce Bill in the third year of her presidential term (right after the midterm elections).
Well, she's not going to be president. But she still might file for divorce.
In Hillary's litany of being a "proud American, proud Democrat, proud mother," she failed to mention "proud wife."
I guess "proud beard" doesn't have the same ring.
Un-Flame War Thread! AnnonymousDrivel gives me an idea -- why don't we all reverse the Flame War thing, and praise our fellow readers effusively in the manner of Keith Olbermann "critically analyzing" a speech by a Democrat?
You guys? I don't see how you could be better. I really don't. You're like Michael Jordan arcing a three pointer as the clock winds down. Like Tiger Woods draining a 40 footer from a sandtrap. Like that chick I met on the internet and then fingered for a while.
Spot-on perfect. I just don't know what to say, Chris. I really don't. I'm at an absolute loss for words, but strangely, they keep coming.
In the words of Tina Turner: Simply the Best. Simply. The. Best.
And in the words of Ike Turner: Baby, you know I love you. I love you so much sometimes I get all choked-up inside. And "fisty."