The Michelle Malkin Tape: Technically, There Was an Attack

But not Michelle Malkin -- Alex Jones pushes away an Indian-looking feller who interposes himself between Malkin and Jones, and Jones pushes him, hard. Which is, technically, an assault.

Starts at 2:39.

That Indian guy is kinda ballsy. People asked "With all those men, none defended her?" Well, he did.

As Joe Biden might say, I wouldn't mind if that Indian feller married my 7-Eleven.

While I have long have had fantasies about an encounter between Michelle Malkin and big-breasted dominant type, I have to say I'm... kinda disappointed.

Man, look at Alex Jones' tits. They're mesmerizing. Look at that t-shirt straining to contain his heaving man-knockers and whorishly-erect mipples. What a set of mugs. I'd like to stick my head between those engorged he-hooters and make dinosaur noises.

I have totally swiped this from Gateway Pundit, so please click him for background and to look at his other stories.

(It's possible, by the way, both the Indian guy and his less-aggressive buddy in the black shirt are security.)

posted by Ace at 04:05 PM

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