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August 09, 2008

What Your Dog Says About You

Who doesn't love bullcrap pop-psychology? Here's a recent installment in the "What Your ______ Tells The World About You" genre of mental potato chips.


Aside from dog owners that would make a potential long-term mate, Diamond gives snippets of useful information, such as noting that a guy with a bichon frise is "great with children" and is the type of man who will dress up as a clown on birthdays or as Santa at Christmas.


I can kind of see that, actually. Bichons have great personalities, and a dude who has one of these little muppets (and walks it in public) doesn't give a hoot about looking like a goof from time to time. He just can't.


A woman seeking an immensely affectionate man may also want to stay away from the Pomeranian man.


Why do I have two daddies?

Anybody out there confirm what she says about Akita owners (men who are overprotective)? I have my own bias against the breed that dovetails with her assessment.


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