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July 29, 2008

The Nuanced Left

Look in case you haven't been following NFL lately its the blue state teams that are winning.

That's from John Ryan, who, when he isn't tallying up the records of NFL teams to make some... incomprehensible political point (or is nyah nyah neener neener now considered a political point?), works hard at his day job, splitting atoms... with his mind.

John, do you realize how fucking stupid you are? Does it ever embarrass you to devolve into this kind of childish and irrelevant taunting?

You do realize, of course, that almost all sports franchises are centered around a city, don't you, and that cities are almost all blue territory, and hence "Blue Territory" sports franchises always win (and also always lose, too)? The Blue State Giants beat the Blue State Patriots last Super Bowl, you know. Is this a victory for liberalism?

And you do realize the point you're making -- even if it weren't so absurdly flawed -- is, as the delightful French phrase has it, so fucking stupid it sounds like you skull-fucked yourself with the Retard-Stick?

What the fuck is wrong with some of you people? I can't comprehend a supposedly human mind that cast about for responses and decided that this needed to be committed to writing.

posted by Ace at 04:07 PM

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That's from John Ryan, who, when he isn't tallying up the records of NFL teams to make some... incomprehensible political point (or is nyah nyah neener neener now considered a political point?), works hard at his day job, splitting atoms... with his mind. John, do you realize how fucking stupid you are? Does it ever embarrass you to devolve into this kind of childish and irrelevant taunting? You do realize, of course, that almost all sports franchises are centered around a city, don't you, and that cities are almost all blue territory, and hence "Blue Territory" sports franchises always win (and also always lose, too)? The Blue State Giants beat the Blue State Patriots last Super Bowl, you know. Is this a victory for liberalism? And you do realize the point you're making -- even if it weren't so absurdly flawed -- is, as the delightful French phrase has it, so fucking stupid it sounds like you skull-fucked yourself with the Retard-Stick? What the fuck is wrong with some of you people? 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