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July 25, 2008

Thug-4-Life Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick (Party Affiliation: Unknown) Ordered to Pay $7,500 on Bond to Remain Free After Assaulting Police Officers and Insulting Them Racially

The only mention of the words "Democrat" or "Democratic" comes in a very late paragraph, obliquely mentioning Kilpatrick's lawyers are seeking permission to attend the Democratic National Convention.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure Barack Obama will want him there, what with that subterranean twinge of racism that's gripping the whole country.

kwamekilpatrickpimpdaddy.jpg
I'm not saying he looks like a pimp.
I'm just saying that, you know, remember
you pay the girls, not him.
Or he'll break your face with a golf club.


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