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July 25, 2008

Barack Obama = Bil Braskey?

At least in the media's telling. Karl notices you can just swap out "Bill Braskey" for "Barack Obama" and the old Saturday Night Live sketches read like media dispatches:

Just fill in Barak Obama, and you could picture Katie and her fellows around a bar:

"Obama's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong."

"His poop is considered currency in Argentina."

"I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury."

"Did I ever tell you about the time Obama took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Obama takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Obama yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'"

"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

"He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!"

Before meeting Barack Obama, the Knight Rider computer KITT was actually straight.

Barack Obama knocked up Jamie Simpson just by sneezing on her picture.

The Dodge Viper's pre-production codename was "Barack Obama's Dick."

Barack Obama holds the world record for most hard-boiled egg eaten-- one. The record stands because he has hunted down and murdered everyone trying to beat it. He holds many records, but that's the one he's most proud of. "Anyone can eat hard-boiled eggs," he says, "but not many can eat human heads."


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Slubog's on fire with this Obama-branding-the-world thing.


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