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July 24, 2008

Islamist Thugs: We're Going to Man-Rape the Boy-Love Out of You

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Islam sure seems to have a lot of, errm, sexually confused and angry young men to its credit, doesn't it?

You want to know what Islam really needs? Not humanitarian aid. Not a religious reformation. Not even military opposition.

What they really fucking need -- what will cure 95% of all their problems -- is Erasure.

You dig the beat, yes? You will groove down in decadent bi-curious discos, yes? You will tell yourselves it's not gay if he's the guy who winds up having to pop a breath mint, yes?

Inshallah, my super gay-conflicted homosexual-panic brothers. Inshallah, and Make it work.


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