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July 24, 2008
Mystery Solved: Why Did the FARC Terrorists Trust the Disguised Colombian Commandos So Completely?
Because they wore the perfect disguise.
They were dressed as reporters.
They would have dressed like Nancy Pelosi but they couldn't fit into Size 0 dresses, and they thought it might be a bit alarming to the terrorists to see a baker's dozen of Nancy Pelosis swarming around them, those freaky Firestarter-eyes staring at them blankly unblinking.
Plus, botox and implants ain't cheap.
Thanks to Che Pizza.