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July 21, 2008
Q: How Come Obama's Walking Around an Iraqi Airfield Without Body Armor?
Answer: Because he's just that cool and bad-ass, and you can't hurt steel.
Allah notes that Jake Tapper warns us to expect McCain to claim that Obama can walk around without armor because security has improved so dramatically, largely due to the surge McCain championed and which Obama said couldn't help stabilize the country, and would in fact actually make matters worse.
Yes. Expect McCain to "claim" that.
I think we all know the real answer is that Captain Bullshit is impervious to bullets.