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July 21, 2008

Big Fat Floppy Justice: Woman Gets $60,000 for Having Huge Cans


Exhibit A, Exhibit B

It's about time large-breasted women started enjoying some advantages in life.

N estate agent has won £30,000 after her boss told her: “You should either reduce the size of your breasts or get some new blouses.”

Julie-Ann Reed, 27, said sexist comments by Gerald Probert knocked her confidence and made her ill with depression.

He referred to her 36DD breasts “at least five times”.

She said: “He would point out my blouse was slightly gaping open between two fastened buttons, calling them 'sweater-yetis,' 'thunder-monkeys,' or 'rambunctious milk-zeppelins.' The comments were offensive and made me feel self-conscious and harassed.”

I may have added some to the quote in that last paragraph.

The jury only took a half hour to decide the boss was culpable on one count of harassment and two counts of of being a total fag with malice aforethought.

Below, a dramatic reenactment of the harassment and trial from a Japanese newsmagazine.


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