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July 17, 2008
Obamatronic Platitude Generator
It's like Mad Libs, only for a younger, less sophisticated audience!
Here's one:
"I think it's time we had a national conversation about "swamp ass". We need to get past all the oil speculators and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Bush Justice Department officials. We need handjobs, not mercenaries. Handjobs are our marshmallow Fluff. And we need to have change in "swamp ass"."
Sounds pretty real to me.
Thanks to Danny, not Noonan.