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July 16, 2008

California denies early release for Susan Atkins.

Usually, these sorts of posts are put up to decry the stupidity of parole boards when they buy into sob stories & release criminals too early. Not this time.

As a Christian, I believe that forgiveness is required of me; therefore, I am willing to forego sentencing Ms. Atkins to an eternity of Sucking The Barbed Cock of Satan, interspersed with coffee breaks (Starbucks, of course - what else do you think they serve in Hell?) and quick baths in the infamous Lake of Fire. Which is pretty big of me, unless you consider the fact that I don't have the authority to send her there in the first place. That sort of forgiveness is strictly between her & The Big Dude In The Sky. He knows what's in her heart, and he'll do the right thing.

All that being said, there's still the matter of her debt to the Sovereign State of California. She owes them a life sentence, and I see no reason to discharge her from that debt. Just because her brain is rotting from cancer, we're supposed to give her a pass on her crime of performing a 81st-trimester abortion on Sharon Tate without a medical license? I. Don't. Think. So.

And when you come back at me with the argument that her cancer treatment is costing the State of California millions of dollars every year, I've got just one word in reply:


(Post corrected to fix the bad math in my bad joke. All better now.)

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posted by Russ from Winterset at 11:08 AM

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