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July 15, 2008

Jose Canseco: Boxing is Waaay Harder Than Pitching

He lasted 1:37 against former Philadelphia Eagle Vai Sikahema, who is also a former Golden Gloves fighter and possesses actual boxing ability.

Including trash talk:

Asked after the fight if there were any surprises, Sikahema said, "That it didn't finish in the first 30 seconds."
"Don't even think your size is going to matter," Sikahema, who is seven inches shorter and 43 pounds lighter than Canseco, continued. "In Philadelphia we will chop you down. I must break you."

Course, it ain't just talk if you can back it up.

I might have messed up that last quote.

posted by Dave In Texas at 03:07 PM

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