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July 09, 2008

Britain To Scrap Prison Terms for "Less Serious Offenses," Including Minor Mischief Like... Burglary

Community penalties will instead be the "sentence."

I assume such penalties will include standing outside doing make-work like picking up trash in neighborhoods, becoming familiar with local houses and security systems and blind spots and police presence.

Or, as burglars call it, state-mandated casing.

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