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July 06, 2008

John McCain, New Speech Coach

I wish it were Mr. Paul Anka. Because he would know how to deal with these goddamn cutoffs.

He's makin a fuckin maniac outta me. His staff too. What the hell are they watching? A pilot is flying a plane, and he's looking at the instruments, and the polls. What the hell are they lookin at?

Do I have to put Vinny Falcone up there to ride their asses? There's a lot of loose shit goin on. What is it with these cutoffs? It's like he's asleep at the switch. No conscious, no integrity.

He's the only important one up on that stage. That's just how fucking crucial this is. And the only satisfaction we're going to get, is watching this lightweight Marxist poseur kick his ass in the general.

How sad is that?

I haven't felt this lack of integrity since Mr. Bob Dole ran in 96.

Where's Karl?


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posted by Dave In Texas at 06:16 PM

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