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July 01, 2008

Soaring Energy Prices: Women, Fake Hookers Hardest Hit

Fake hooker can't flee the scene of a robbery because her getaway car was out of gas.

Woman lures man to scene of robbery, her two accomplices rob man and take off, and she hops into her getaway Audi, which is out of gas.

A foolproof plan unless you're a really big fool.

They told us fake hookers would suffer under a George Bush economy and they were right!

UPDATE: Economic Malaise Spreads to Actual Hookers

Nevada's legal brothels are having to offer gas cards and other promotions to lure customers. Geoffrey Arnold, president of the Nevada Brothel Owners' Association, said truckers are about 75 percent of the patrons at the state's rural "houses."

President of the Nevada Brothel Owners' Association? That's a job? How do you get that job?

posted by Dave In Texas at 01:34 PM

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