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June 24, 2008
Rescue Party Gives Up on Search for Stranded Female Hiker, Until They Notice Her Double-D Bra
I had this in the sidebar, but we have an important update: her suspected bra size is now confirmed.
The woman celebrated her rescue by breaking through a door and attempting futilely to push her breasts through the opening. There is no report as to whether she ever feared becoming the "Asian Dolly Parton."
D-Bunked: The 36 DD thing frequently mentioned in the press turns out to have been made up.
Thanks to JS and Jeremy.