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June 17, 2008

Celibate Monk Pens Guide on Better Sex

Those who can't do:

It compares having an orgasm to going to heaven and recommends that men 'take care that women experience pleasure' during sex, adding that this requires 'extra efforts on the part of the husband'.

"To delay the moment of male climax, attempt to distract yourself mentally, by, for example, counting in your mind all the Psalms which employ water imagery." Good advice.

It also suggests renting The Name of the Rose to get you into a "romantic mood."

The guide is actually online, but it's in Polish, or some other fake retard-language.

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