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June 13, 2008

Chuck Norris: Drill Now or I'll Kick You in the Medulla Oblongata

Populist revolt.

How are Democrats reacting? By simply lying and claiming they're actually all in favor of domestic drilling. Despite, of course, all the votes they cast against it.

It's a real These Are Not the Droids You're Looking For tactic, and of course our weak-minded media will agree.

Gingrich talks up shale oil, meanwhile. And taking an action to punish speculators and make them wary of bidding up the price in the future -- releasing a large quantity of oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve.

Note, of course, he does not suggest drilling as one of the three ways to reduce the price of oil.

Norm Coleman, on the other hand, does.


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