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June 11, 2008

Internet As We Know It Will Be Shut Down by 2012, Says Girl With Big Pendulous Tits

Well it's mostly her dweeby Eurobad male friends who say it, but she introduces them, and who can argue with her?

The whole rumor has something to do with "Net Neutrality" (which, by the way, I still do not really understand, even at this late date), and ISP's supposed plan to turn the Internet into a pay-per-click subscription model with only some access to big corporate sites and no access at all for most other sites.

I'm not going to bother putting up the link, but you can read about it on noted paranoid maniac and Truther Alex Jones' "infowars" site.

Gold standard, baby.

On the other hand... Her cleavage is like the hyperspace montage at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's... it's full of stars...!

Thanks to dri.


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