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June 03, 2008
Study: Conservatives More Honest Than Liberals
Heh.
I expect soon there'll be a quickie study which "proves" that conservatives' greater scrupulousness is due to our hidebound, unimaginative mode of retrograde thinking.
Liberals' lack of scruples will by comparison be "proven" to be a result of their more enlightened, more nuanced, more contextual mode of free-thinkin' thought.
Evidence of Liberal Lying? 90% of women claim they'd rather "chat up" (i.e., monkey-fuck) someone with a hybrid than the latest sports car.
In related news, my moped would get 60 miles to the gallon, if only I didn't have to dodge all the pooter flying at me like I'm driving in Hurricane Vagina.
Via Fark.