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December 21, 2007

Hillary's Christmas Miracle!

Her old Sunday school teacher just happens to show up at a rally (in Iowa, not Illinois, where one would expect her to be, being from Illinois and all) to "surprise" Hillary with a copy of her confirmation picture from 1959.

This woman wasn't a plant, Hillary's campaign insists.

Though she did, fortunately enough, contribute greatly and at just the right time to Hillary's campaign to make herself seem likable. And human. As difficult as either those will be to achieve.

Clinton called on two audience members for questions, including Amy Fellows of Croton, Iowa, who asked, Are you a Christian?

Yes I am, said Hillary.

OK, thats really important to me. God be with you, said Crofton.

And also with you, the senator answered. Im often asked what are the biggest influences in my life and what are the important commitments that kind of keep me going my faith, my family, my friends, my work. I used to get asked fairly often if I was a praying person. I said yes, I was raised going to church, Im a Methodist, she said to applause. Im a very grateful and committed Methodist."

This same Sunday school teacher just happened to show up at a previous Hillary appearance, one in which she has been accused of planting questioners.

Hillary's a good enough "committed Methodist" to know that God helps those who help themselves, and sometimes God's blessed miracles require a bit of advanced planning and staging by His servants to pull off.

Thanks to CJ.


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