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December 20, 2007

John Edwards, the Rural Democrat Candidate

He knows what it's like to be a country boy.

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Iowa, he feels yore pain.

Well, he feels your rural caucuses. Your naughty, naughty caucuses.

He is the "candidate who promises to confront the "power elite" directly to improve the fortunes of the poor and middle class".

John, Lurlene don't know what a "power elite" is. But she loves your hair.

He knows what it's like to leave a restaurant with vittles and fixins cause you cain't afford to pay the bill. It'll be fun to listen to him tell us why bell peppers make a Philly cheesey the best damn sammich eveh.

Thanks for the p-shop to Slublog, who lied to me and said in the email response "who's Jed Clampett"?

fucker.


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posted by Dave In Texas at 09:49 PM

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