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November 22, 2007

I'm... Dreaming... of a Green... Thanksgiving

How to have a green Thanksgiving, and by "green," I mean sucky:

The pilgrims didn't get their meal from the freezer case at the local supermarket. Why should you?" asked the Arlington-based Nature Conservancy.

Ummm... because I'm not a fucking farmer? Is that a good enough reason, ass-face?

Actually the group is whining about the need to be "locavores," a made-up fake word which is supposed to mean "only eating the crap locally grown or raised in your immediate area," which means a lot of Thanksgiving favorites are off the table for most of the country.

I'm just guessing here, but I don't think there are nearly enough turkey farms near the average city to actually satisfy demand. Which means you have to find some sort of local meat for a substitute, like, I don't know, railroad hobos.

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