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November 20, 2007

Drunk naked man caused 3 crashes on I95

OK, we need a crisp light clear blog palate cleanser after all the PW non-drama, retractions, redactions, renditions, whateva...I figure a drunk naked dude running around on the freeway fits the bill nicely.

-- Delaware State Police have arrested a Chester, Penn., man who they said was running naked and drunk on Interstate 95 and caused three accidents...

...charged with two counts of assault and a single count of being drunk on the highway.

Two citizens tried to help Gilbert, but police said he began to assault them. Police said he then ran back into traffic and caused three accidents when cars tried to avoid hitting him...

I have an alibi - I haven't been anywhere near Delaware in over a year.


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