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November 20, 2007
Bush Pardons Turkeys
President Bush pardoned two (!) Thanksgiving turkeys today.
"I'm pleased to announce the winning names. They are May and Flower," Bush said with a smile.
Fortunately for the birds, Vice President Cheney's nominees didn't make the list.
"They're certainly better than the names the vice president suggested, which was Lunch and Dinner," Bush said as the crowd chuckled and the turkeys gobbled.
They laughed, but they didn't know something moron BumperStickerist first told us on December 2, 2005:
For the past 32 years during his family's Christmas dinner Dick Cheney has carved and served the turkey pardoned by the President at Thanksgiving.
posted by Gabriel Malor at
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