Woman Claims To Have 200 Orgasms Per Day

The Blog Calls Bullshit

This woman says that she is so stimulated all the time that she spontaneously climaxes every few minutes. She might reduce that stimulation by choosing a looser cut of slacks.

Looks a little too happy, doesn't she?

Sarah, from London, developed PSAS [Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, a bullshit disease -lw] after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19.

She believes her condition was brought on by the pills.

The reporter doesn't bother to tell us what original condition brought on the prescription. This is kind of a key piece of info, don't you think?

Did she need a little chemical pick-me-up to overcome her depression and blossom into the buck-wild public lunatic she always dreamed of becoming?

She said: "Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms.

Anti-depressants. I'll say.

Dear Mr. Acton,

You are hurting, not helping, this crazy girl by giving her the attention she so clearly craves. You should be smacked with a frozen mackerel until you gain some common sense.

H/T Spongeworthy.

posted by Laura. at 11:40 AM

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