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November 19, 2007

Holiday Liars

I can't believe you bastards would lie at a time like this.

Ok, that's a lie, I completely believe it.

I'll give you all credit, you made that old Brit fart sound like an amateur.

You know how to lie.

To me anyway.

It’s just a good lie.

The Longhorns are my favorite team.

Posted by: genghis at November 17, 2007 12:14 PM (HwY1l)

Popular demand

I was over at the DorkyKozacks. They didn't totally agree with me, but valued my contrary positions. Even though I disagreed with every single commenter on every topic, we departed as friends, without any name calling. It's nice to find a place that values others beliefs, and feels welcomed in a respectful manner. Top That Shit!!!!

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 17, 2007 03:51 PM (jnhL7)

Another excellent lie

I have more important things to do than sit here and try and win a stupid contest!!!

Posted by: AoS moron at November 17, 2007 04:34 PM (OgDIb)

Ro-ro doesn’t do Taco Bell

I'm full.

Posted by: Rosie at November 17, 2007 06:07 PM (NPwKI)


I don't want to talk about my wife the spy any more.

Posted by: Joe Wilson at November 17, 2007 06:31 PM (tswA9)


Sorry folks but this contest must have some rules.

Posted by: adk46er at November 17, 2007 11:07 PM (3ndkl)

You are so phoning it in you fucker

Dave is the smartest Texan I ever met. He's really on top of shit. I'm sure he'll be announcing the top ten entries soon. Any minute now. Unless he's banging all the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders at once. Again!

Posted by: hutch1200 at November 19, 2007 10:25 PM (jnhL7)

Honorable mention

Like that expression here gets you shit.

I was mindin’ my own business when I heard someone ask me a question. I thought about the question for a moment, downed another shot of whiskey, poured myself a new one, looked my inquisitor in the eye, and said "You’re the first one that has had the balls to ask You want to know how I got this? Fine, I’ll tell ya." With a sly smile I began my tale.

It all started about a year ago. I was driving home late one night through a particularly nasty storm. It was frickin’ Biblical. Trees down, power out everywhere, fucking raining like the End of the World. But, I was making good time, considering, until a the wind finally persuaded a 30 foot tree to crash down across the road. A cop car was there already when I showed up. He was diverting traffic around the tree, but I knew a short-cut. At least I thought I did. I banked off the road and swerved onto an old farm road that only a few people travel.

About two miles later, that’s when it all started.

[Hand off to the next Moron to continue the tale]

Posted by: eman at November 17, 2007 12:41 PM (NPwKI)

he got hobbled I'll bet.

Nicely done morons. I applied arbitrary AND capricious, time honored measures.

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