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November 19, 2007

Playboy Biopic Will Feature A Hugh Hefner Played by... Tom Cruise?

Wasn't Hefner like, um, tall?

And heterosexual?

Just kidding, Tom, but giving a quote to Reader's Digest that women "smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do" doesn't really sell it.

It sounds like a space alien robotic infiltrator unit trying, unconvincingly, to explain what makes a home run so thrilling.

Agent Bedhead isn't sold on the casting, either.

Moderate Content Warning: Below, Part I of Cruise's "Respect the Cock" seminar from Magnolia.

Space alien:


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