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November 17, 2007

World's Greatest Liar?

John "Johnny Liar" Graham wins the annual competition at the Bridge Inn, with a tall tale about stumbling across a German U-Boat preparing a raid to steal digital television converters.

That's the best lie in this year's competition? It doesn't even make any sense. Jon Lovitz was a better liar on SNL than this guy.

Those pikers don't even know what a good lie looks like. Any AoS moron could come up with a better story than that, knowing full well it has to contain at least some kernel of truth to be a good lie (Jack M.'s absurd claims about Baskin Robins and Ms. Sena is a noteable exception to this rule but I digress).

I say we are much better liars than these so-called "contestants", and you morons are more than up to the challenge. Spin your tales in the comments thread, fabulous prizes await.


Ok, I lied about the prizes.

UPDATE: Morons step up.

AoS Moron responsible for Truther movement

"No, no, no," I insisted, trying not to laugh. "Those weren't the real planes. Those were fake planes or something. Maybe they had bombs on board, man."

And the moron fell for it, hook, line and sinker. Unfortunately, he had access to email and a blog, and sent the word out about the "truth" while we were still drunk. So the whole 9/11 truth thing, and the reason is sounds like it was dreamed up by a drunken idiot. . . well, now you know why.

Posted by: Nugai at November 17, 2007 01:30 PM (68uih)

Honesty

Every time I visit this site I feel smarter and more emotionally well-adjusted.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at November 17, 2007 12:09 PM (4gHqM)

Tradition

I promise, I won't cum in your mouth

Posted by: Bill at November 17, 2007 02:42 PM (OgDIb)

I knew you morons were much better liars than Johnny Liar.


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