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Lions For Lambs: The Best Gonzo Comedy Since Happy Gilmore...at least I think that's what J-Pod is saying in this review. Sounds pretty fucking funny, man. Who knew Redford was such a gifted natural comedian? Another good one from The Onion's AV club: Director-producer-star Robert Redford continues his slow descent into irrelevance with Lions For Lambs, a hopelessly stilted political drama that plays like U.S. News & World Report: The Movie. Redford's latest middlebrow muddle is so hopelessly talky, mannered, stagy, overwritten, and didactic that it's hard to believe Aaron Sorkin isn't somehow involved. We're a few scant minutes into Lions for Lambs and already it's offered up more inanity than any politically "serious" movie should ever contemplate. I got all three from Ross Douthat, but you can check his post to read even the amateur leftist Webzine Slate's hyperliberal nitwit reviewer Dana Stevens bashing the movie.
1, they could get lucky and wind up with a not-bad short movie which doesn't test the audience's patience because it's cut so leanly and hits its big moments so quickly and ends before it really has time to piss you off; and 2, because when you have a dog on your hands, you want a really fucking short movie so you can cram in as many showings per night and at least make some money before word gets out and theaters begin refusing to show it at all. The other reason I mention it is because Woody Allen somewhat-famously pronounced that the exact perfect length for a comedy was exactly 88 minutes. Scott In OC Adds: There's actually something more significant to note about this particular running time. To deliver a film for sale domestically (and maybe foreign too?), the minimum length is 87 minutes. This is written into any standard contract. So basically they cut Lions/Lambs into the just barely legal category. The producers couldn't chop any more out if they wanted to. And I'd bet dollars to donuts they probably did... Hah. Let me say I doubted Scott at first. Because I'd seen the godawful remake of Walking Tall, which was the shortest film I'd ever seen in my life. The credits were very long, but I figured the actual running length was around 75 minutes, which is barely longer than a one-hour tv show. I guess those credits were longer than I realized. Because according to IMDB, the official running length of that piece of crap was... 87 minutes. The weird stuff you guys know. Maybe that was actually the secret gag to Woody Allen's joke-- that he was saying 88 minutes was the perfect length just because it was one minute longer than the minimum length he was legally obligated to deliver. | Recent Comments
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