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November 11, 2007

Jones Soda Unveils Their New Holiday Flavors

I don't know how many of you have tried this stuff. Last year they made a Turkey and Gravy soda for Thanksgiving that was revolting. So I heard.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas, the company said in a statement Friday.

Pine tree soda will undoubtedly taste like floor cleanser.

But that jelly doughnut soda doesn't sound too bad. I'd give that a whirl.

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posted by LauraW. at 11:28 AM

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