Final Push To Weblog Award Victory

Bumped because there's a little more than an hour and forty-five minutes left to vote and judging from the lethargy a lot of people seem to be feeling you maybe leaving work early. Plus, I don't want to write a new post pimping this.

Alright morons, you’ve done a fine job thus far but the polls don’t close until 5pm today so there can be no let up. Let’s not get in to a John Kerry situation where we declare victory based on early exit polling.

Just think of how those conservative chicks will swoon over Ace when he swaggers in to the YAF conference with his newly minted Best Conservative Blogger award. Why he might be able to parlay that into a night of hot conservative sex, date, slap in the face at the nearest bar at closing time.

Sure, technically none of that makes your life better and let’s face it, it’s all about you. But that’s why Gabe has arranged to have LauraW do the topless hump dance and Jack M is working on his epic victory poem. Okay, I'm a little ambivalent about the poem thing too but it’s all we got.

So, off you go now and vote Ace of Spades as the Best Conservative Blog and don’t forget Nice Deb (Best New Blog) and Slublog (Best of the Rest)

posted by DrewM. at 04:16 PM

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