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November 08, 2007

Final Push To Weblog Award Victory

Bumped because there's a little more than an hour and forty-five minutes left to vote and judging from the lethargy a lot of people seem to be feeling you maybe leaving work early. Plus, I don't want to write a new post pimping this.

The 2007 Weblog Awards

Alright morons, youíve done a fine job thus far but the polls donít close until 5pm today so there can be no let up. Letís not get in to a John Kerry situation where we declare victory based on early exit polling.

Just think of how those conservative chicks will swoon over Ace when he swaggers in to the YAF conference with his newly minted Best Conservative Blogger award. Why he might be able to parlay that into a night of hot conservative sex, date, slap in the face at the nearest bar at closing time.

Sure, technically none of that makes your life better and letís face it, itís all about you. But thatís why Gabe has arranged to have LauraW do the topless hump dance and Jack M is working on his epic victory poem. Okay, I'm a little ambivalent about the poem thing too but itís all we got.

So, off you go now and vote Ace of Spades as the Best Conservative Blog and donít forget Nice Deb (Best New Blog) and Slublog (Best of the Rest)


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